Students at Hidden Valley have recently started to express their disdain towards the lovely and oh-so-impactful dress code. The dress code states: shorts must be longer than your middle school relationship, straps must be thicker than Ice Spice, and hats should be off like Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. Hidden Valley is filled with opinions, some are right, most are wrong, but let us dive into them.
For many past decades, women have been told to cover their shoulders. Some believe it is enforced to repel negative attention; however, others know the true reason… no one wants to see your ugly shoulders! Below your shoulders and above your belly button, appears the scum of the earth and every school’s biggest nightmare: The Midriff. Every midriff should be covered and stored away in the attic far, far away from the wandering eyes of the wolves. Red Riding Hood better run.
Savanah Nichols (9) states, “One time I got dress coded when I was wearing something I wore to church.” Maybe Savanah’s jeans were more holey than holy. Some state that their clothes should be fine for school because their parents bought them, but if your parents truly approve so much, why don’t they wear them?
Skin, skin, cover up youngin’. Other opinions state, “We all have the same skin, and we should be able to express it how we chose.” Nichols continued. Chose how you will, but too much dermis will kill!
So, students of Hidden Valley, attention, or detention, which one will you chose????
