Top 5 Christmas Presents!

This Holiday season spread the joy of gift-giving with the top five most endearing gifts!

#5 A Banana- If the person you’re gifting this to seems to be constantly hungry, this is the perfect gift! Wrap up a nice, ripe banana, and by Christmas, it’ll be perfectly mushy enough to enjoy. The bonus with this gift is there’s no wrapping required with a peel, so just place it somewhere hidden!

#4 Lawn Clippings- If you feel someone you know has a boring yard or garden, gift them some lawn clippings this season to add decoration to their yard. Even better throw in some of the dead leaves you raked this fall to help add to the décor!

#3 Cat toys- This one is the perfect gift for not only anyone with a cat, but even better if they don’t have one! Without a cat they’ll be stuck to have a blast with the toy themselves. A toy mouse will surely keep them entertained for hours!

#2 Used Sock puppet- if you really want to make someone smile this year, make a sock puppet out of your old socks! Just glue on some googly eyes and you’re good to go. Just make sure the odor doesn’t give away your wholesome gift!

#1 Live spiders- Some people think pets are messy, dirty, and time-consuming creatures, but not spiders! Spiders make quiet, pest reducing pets, that require little care. Explore the outdoors collecting live spiders and place them in a bucket or container you can’t see through. (Make sure the spiders have plenty of food) When the recipient opens it Christmas morning the spiders will rush out to greet them. Who doesn’t love an adoring pet?